Ford S-Max "The Black Hole" – 2009 | 117k Miles
THE DILEMMA: My new car is here, no driveway, and my neighbour is practicing his "disappointed face." Car must go ASAP.THE GOOD STUFF:
• Mileage: 117k. A reasonable 2009 workhorse.
• Paperwork: Early history included; recently maintained by a trusted mechanic.
• Two Keys: No morning panics or locksmith bills.
• The Tardis: A shed on wheels. Fits sofas, wardrobes, and DIY dreams.
Ford S-Max “The Black Hole” – 2009 | 117k Miles
THE DILEMMA: My new car is here, no driveway, and my neighbour is practicing his “disappointed face.” Car must go ASAP.THE GOOD STUFF:
• Mileage: 117k. A reasonable 2009 workhorse.
• Paperwork: Early history included; recently maintained by a trusted mechanic.
• Two Keys: No morning panics or locksmith bills.
• The Tardis: A shed on wheels. Fits sofas, wardrobes, and DIY dreams.
• Fresh Power: New battery (3 months ago). Starts every time.
• MOT: Valid until August.THE “CHARACTER” (Honesty Section):
• Mystery Dent: See photos. A rogue trolley or a localized earthquake? I don’t know, but the car remembers.
• Battle Scars: Scratches included as “patina.”
• Dash Disco: EML light pops up (DPF). Doesn’t affect the drive; it just wants attention.
• Ghost Light: It says a bulb is out. It’s lying. It’s gaslighting me.
• Sensors: On strike. Park by ear.
Sounds like a 1950’s transit, still pulls like a train, doesnt seem to want to die.
Will probably need some tyres & pads at some point.
Was going to scrap but this is more entertaining.
MOT until August 2026
99p start no reserve
Cash or bank transfer on collection
Sold as seen. No returns (nowhere to park it!).
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